mc-burnett
keepbeachcityweird:

Time for another RONALDO RANT!  Fish Stew Pizza’s VIP(izza) coupons are bogus!  
Kofi told me that you gotta buy a whole pizza if you want it to count towards a free pizza - INDIVIDUAL SLICES DON’T COUNT!  That’s ridiculous!  
I buy enough slices to count for like 200 free pizzas, and I get nothing.  Yet Joe Schmo Fisherman buys a couple of pies for his family once a month HE gets a free pizza?!  I’m in that store EVERY SINGLE DAY.  And what do I get in return?  Other than free wi-fi and unlimited refills?  I deserve more free things!
I just want to say this is not a personal attack on the Pizza family.  I very much enjoy their unique take on pizza and Kiki never makes fun of me for eating the packets of parmesan cheese with a spoon.  So please don’t ban me.

keepbeachcityweird:

Time for another RONALDO RANT!  Fish Stew Pizza’s VIP(izza) coupons are bogus!  

Kofi told me that you gotta buy a whole pizza if you want it to count towards a free pizza - INDIVIDUAL SLICES DON’T COUNT!  That’s ridiculous!  

I buy enough slices to count for like 200 free pizzas, and I get nothing.  Yet Joe Schmo Fisherman buys a couple of pies for his family once a month HE gets a free pizza?!  I’m in that store EVERY SINGLE DAY.  And what do I get in return?  Other than free wi-fi and unlimited refills?  I deserve more free things!

I just want to say this is not a personal attack on the Pizza family.  I very much enjoy their unique take on pizza and Kiki never makes fun of me for eating the packets of parmesan cheese with a spoon.  So please don’t ban me.