Time for another RONALDO RANT! Fish Stew Pizza’s VIP(izza) coupons are bogus!
Kofi told me that you gotta buy a whole pizza if you want it to count towards a free pizza - INDIVIDUAL SLICES DON’T COUNT! That’s ridiculous!
I buy enough slices to count for like 200 free pizzas, and I get nothing. Yet Joe Schmo Fisherman buys a couple of pies for his family once a month HE gets a free pizza?! I’m in that store EVERY SINGLE DAY. And what do I get in return? Other than free wi-fi and unlimited refills? I deserve more free things!
I just want to say this is not a personal attack on the Pizza family. I very much enjoy their unique take on pizza and Kiki never makes fun of me for eating the packets of parmesan cheese with a spoon. So please don’t ban me.